its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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