we have officially lost it.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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