I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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