He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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