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• (586): View more from Michigan

  I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures

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  I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy

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  But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it

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• (713): View more from Texas

  I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.

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• (518): View more from New York

  i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.

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• (716): View more from New York

  Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I’m home.

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  I’m aware. I just dropped you off.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I feel really sorry for my toilet right now

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