omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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