Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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