It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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