How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Randomize
