I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Randomize
