hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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