WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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