i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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