so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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