shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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