Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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