I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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