hotel room ftw
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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