My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Holy sore nipples Batman
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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