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what?
penguin condom
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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