He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I have post one night stand depression
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