On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Randomize
