is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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