i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Randomize
