i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
NoShamevember. You game?
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
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