dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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