Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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