I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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