I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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