Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
i drank out of a bidet.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Randomize