she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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