oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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