Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Randomize
