4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
babies were throwing up all over the place
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
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