i always forget guys have bellybuttons
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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