Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
is this the sara with the beer cane?
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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