Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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