Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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