Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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