I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
She told me I should be a condom model.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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