party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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