How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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