I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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