Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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