their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Randomize
