i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I need moral support for this bender
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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