i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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