is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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