Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Acid is not a monday night drug
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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