whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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