Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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