I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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