you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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