Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
tell me about the eggs
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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