we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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