Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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