whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
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