i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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